these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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