What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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