The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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