Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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