Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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