They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
