Pregnant stripper...not hot.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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