I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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