Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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