We're facebook friends in real life
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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