put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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