awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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