it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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