You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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