i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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