So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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