I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
