That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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