He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
they're like a gay fantastic four
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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