Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
