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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one

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(+61): View more from Australia

yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now

(847): View more from Illinois

I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night

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