I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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