I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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