Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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