Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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