More tranny stories later!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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