he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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