i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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