She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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