and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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