CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
