She's JV to your varsity
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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