awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
