i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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