How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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