We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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