FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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