my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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