There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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