Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I lost the right to judge tonight
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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