There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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