i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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