Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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