It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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