Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Boobs are out for the taking
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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