I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
