Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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