Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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