So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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