Well apparently he's into motor boating.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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