Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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